Treat her as if she is a fellow Bass player, thus she is better than all other band members but still lower than you. But they were all deceived, for another instrument was made. There is also a debate on how the tubaist tribe survived- mainly they were out cast from society and practiced until their intelligence far surpassed the level of any woodwind or puny brass player and then were able to filter into society while discreetly maintaining their beliefs and passing them down from generation to generation.
Remember, thy Tuba dance is more important than cadence. When said member has picked the valve, simply slide it out of the tuba and fling it in the direction of the band member.
Thou shalt always disregard the drum major's instructions to low brass, for tuba is its own section. One octave lower than written is good, and two octaves is better! Thou mustn't run whilst thou holdest a tuba, for clarinets are easily broken.
Remember that thou controllest the band. One octave lower than written is good, and two octaves is better! Tubas are extremely acidic and extremely dangerous, especially in packs, however, they are more of a danger to themselves than anyone else.
Therefore, to properly eat a tuba, one must take tums. Thou shalt take thy fellow Tuba's slides when bored. If thou has a fat AND black tuba player then thou must bow down to him as your superior in all ways. The next closest is the glass harmonica at 1:
The next closest is the glass harmonica at 1: Note that many euphoniums become confused as to their personality, becoming trombones conforming to natural awkwardness of orientation. Therefore, to properly eat a tuba, one must take tums.
Posted by: Moogushicage | on October 2, 2012
Remember that thou controllest the band. You must be warned that Tuba Players are an endangered species.
The tuba also created Old English and Shakespearean plays. So if you see a tuba player attempting to engage a female in a mating ritual, leave them alone.
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Older tubas possess four keys instead of three, which allow them to consume extremely low-pitched notes, which would kill most other instruments. When thou art the only Sousaphone player in Marching Band then the only choice is to play as if thou wast with three others.