Now whenever I see roses, I keep walking. And I'd want to see the Grand Canyon.
Don't look now, but I'm hiding under your bed. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch.
Society is never going to make any progress until we all learn to pretend to like each other. Will they help you sooner? War doesn't determine who's right—it determines who's left.
That is opposite the point I'm trying to make. You can actually get every single food group into a single slice. I danced with a squirrel in my car because I'm sexy, and I do what I want.
Tip of the week: It would be significantly easier to wish you a happy birthday if you were on Facebook. I'd call you a tool, but even they serve a purpose. Now, I'm going to do something I like to call the "compliment sandwich," where I say something good, talk about where you need improvement, and then end with something good.
I don't want to sound paranoid, but I was pretty sure people were following me. This only trains people not to be open with you.
Posted by: Zulkile | on October 2, 2012
Look outside of yourself, and you will appreciate others' accomplishments, failures, hardships, and journeys. The whole reason you watch a TV show is because it ends. The next time somebody texts me with "k," I'm going to tell them that they smell like a hippo.
I have a busy day ahead: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. When an astronaut feels under the weather.
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People girl I'm too subsequent that means I spot them as if they're point. Kudos to those who have the preferences to do what I cannot do.
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If you're so caught up in avoiding lightning, you may not ever enjoy a single thunderstorm. I want to thank my friends who did not stab me repeatedly, the fans of the Not Being Stabbed Repeatedly page, the creator of the Not Being Stabbed Repeatedly page, and the many people who contributed to this cause by not stabbing me repeatedly.