What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Tell her she's pregnant! Did you hear about all the drama down at the convent? Jews don't recognize Jesus as the Son of God, Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the Vicar of Christ, and Baptists don't recognize each other at the bar on Saturday nights.
What do fat preachers do? Why did the priest giggle? Because I Noah guy.
A little while later he spotted his friend smoking and praying. Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation? So the guy said to the man, whats the difference between the Catholic kittens and the Lutheran kittens?
It was obvious that the crowd was preparing to stone her, so Jesus made His now-famous statement, "Let the person who has no sin cast the first stone. What did Jesus say when somebody took a dump in his yard?
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The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
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